Wcw Souled Out 1997 Review 2016 Professional Wrestling Pay
The trick to joining was to not wrestle in jeans.Starrcade (1997) was the fifteenth annual Starrcade professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) event, produced by World Championship Wrestling (WCW) on December 28, 1997, at the MCI Center in Washington, D.C. He found a boxer, a kickboxer and John Tenta. Previously on the Best and Worst of WCW Monday Nitro: Rowdy Roddy Piper orchestrated a series of increasingly naked, increasingly embarrassing street fights to see which three of six create-a-wrestler templates would be on his team against the nWo at Uncensored. The show destroyed WCWs all-time gate record doing an even 543,000 (as it turns out, the old record set for World War III on 11/23 in Auburn Hills was actually 395,831 and not the 407,831 which was originally listed here) and also setting the company all-time one-night merchandise record at 161,961.Luister gratis naar Souled Out 1997 met negenentwintig afleveringen van de WCW Vs NWO Podcast Wrestling Review Aanmelden of installeren is niet nodig.
Like 20 minutes later, Hogan called them “a bunch of wrestling fans” and totally (rightfully) buried it. This is gonna be a long one.Worst: Piper’s Family Tries To Top Last Week’s SegmentRemember last week when it took like 45 minutes for me to explain 20 of the worst minutes in Nitro history? Non-WCW employee Roddy Piper wants a WCW sanctioned cage match against Hollywood Hogan (even though he’s already beaten him twice, and been screwed over twice) so he uses WCW TV time to shootfight other non-WCW employees to build a “family” of jobbers that look like all the guys you can’t name from The Moody Blues. Watch it, it’s the weirdest thing, and my new signature handshake:We haven’t even gotten to the pool yet. You know what a Too Sweet is.Rodman and Hogan don’t, though, and they do this weird thing where they press the wolves’ foreheads together and kinda interlock their ears. You know, that loving gesture where New World Order types (or their Kliq ancestors) make wolf hands and make them kiss another dude’s wolf hands on the mouth.
UNCENSORED!– a rant about the WWF, and how they claim they have “no one-hipped wrestlers” on their pay-per-views. I’m typing this verbatim, I swear to God: “He has tattoo parts on him! Me, I’m in the middle, folks, I got metal parts on me!” The hell are you talking about? Rodman should definitely be ashamed of those TATTOO PARTS. Piper confirms that Stern is “hung like a pimple.” Mean Gene says the dick is more like a “wild field mouse.” UNCENSORED!– commentary on Dennis Rodman, who he calls “Denny.” He goes straight for the gay jokes — “It’s a kilt, not a dress, so don’t be pinchin’ my buns!” — and says the most confused old man shit of all time. Piper starts shooting on Howard Stern (?), who he says won’t have him on his show because “he’s afraid,” and that he’s criticizing Piper about “trying to give some guys a break.” Please tell me there was an actual half hour of Howard Stern in 1997 ragging on Luther Reigns getting put to sleep in daisy dukes. That includes:– a bit about how when he was a kid, “spring break” meant one of the springs in his mattress was broken (please, contain your laughter) and that that’s how he “got six kids.” By having an uncomfortable mattress? UNCENSORED!– the announcement that he’s got “a lot to say about some critics” who didn’t enjoy his weird underpants and jeans sweat-fights on last week’s show. He also thinks that by yelling “uncensored” at the end of his sentences, it allows him to say anything he wants.
He calls them “amateurs,” and poor Earthquake has to stand back there with his mouth shut pretending he’s a Japanese sumo in a skirt and a 5-XL undershirt who’s never wrestled before.Piper is like, “c’mon, man, these guys are my FAM’LY, I’ve been friends with them for like a week, look, I gave them all starter kilts,” and Flair gets on the mic and screams borderline sexual shit at him until he accepts.So now Piper’s Family will be “watching his back” at Uncensored, but Piper’s actual team will be himself, Chris Benoit and two guys who’ve been hitting each other in the face with a briefcase over a beauty queen for the past month. They’ve got no one hip wrestling on their pay-per-views! Then he starts actually screaming about how they’re liars, screaming the actual word liar, because he beat up Goldust on one of their pay-per-views once, so “what about that time, huh? UNCENSORED!”– the claim that critics “couldn’t put a diaper on if you had to,” which is an … insult? I think? UNCENSORED!Pretty soon this existential crisis nightmare is interrupted by the Four Horsemen, led by Arn Anderson in his Spring Break attire.Arn helpfully explains that if Piper wants to defeat the New World Order at Uncensored he should probably team up with actual wrestlers, and not dudes he saw pretend to kick a ninja off a speedboat or whatever in his shitty direct-to-VHS ’90s action tapes. Piper says that’s correct.
They could’ve been like, “Monday Nitro becomes nWo Nitro” like they’ve been trying to do, or “we get six Souled Outs a year” or something ridiculous. UNCENSORED!I think my favorite part of the entire segment is carnie ass Jeff Jarrett trying to Donald Trump his way into the background whenever Flair gets a closeup:That’s the most terrifying Zaphod Beeblebrox I’ve ever seen.Watch this entire unedited dumpster fire here, if you want:– If Piper Team wins, Piper gets a cage match with Hollywood Hogan– If WCW Team wins, the nWo and all its members are banned from the sport for three years (!!)– If nWo Team wins, they get a title shot whenever they wantLook at the nWo setting up some low-ass stakes to make sure they’ll win. Great job, Rod, you picked three dudes who are worse at pro wrestling and general helping than Dennis Rodman. They don’t end up watching his back, and they aren’t there when Dennis Rodman shows up to interfere on behalf of the nWo.
Prince doesn’t actually do anything to counter the move, brother doesn’t even wiggle his feet, he just remains still while Dave has a brain aneurysm or whatever and collapses. Taylor’s got the match under control and goes for a slam, but totally forgets what he’s doing in the middle, loses all his strength and just falls backwards with Prince on top of him. Taylor is a Blue Blood again, which means I guess he’s done with his weird winter safari.If you’re wondering what’s going on in that picture — a fallaway slam, right? Maybe a high crossbody? — here’s the scoop.
He retains the TV Championship, because Dave Taylor literally stopped wrestling.Welp, back to hunting emu with drop toeholds or whatever.The nWo finally arrive on the scene, dropping their “curves and swerves” catchphrase that never really catches on.
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